is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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