quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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