do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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