Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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