Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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