just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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