I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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