Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The power of my boobs compel you
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