well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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