I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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