guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Someone came in the potted fern
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
