nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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