Welp...herpes.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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