First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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