jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
you never un-have a 4some
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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