I'm really into asian looking animals
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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