How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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