I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
So squirting runs in the family.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
