The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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