Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
