Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
