so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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