i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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