Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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