Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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