A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Plan B is the new Plan A
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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