Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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