Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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