oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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