She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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