We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i out mim tonsoeep
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
