Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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