i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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