physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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