You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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