you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
The ass gains better be worth it
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