it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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