Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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