There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so let's talk penis.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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