When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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