i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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