i think i have herpe
just one?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
