hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
