I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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