she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
