ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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