Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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