I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
so much tequila, so little girl.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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