It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I need help removing her.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you win again, gameday.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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