Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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