you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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