her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
