He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
