Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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