How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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