This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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