oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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