I heard we made out
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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